Wednesday, August 12, 2009

rick pitino, kourtney kardashian, miley cyrus & channing tatum

had to take a break from the detox updates even tho there have only been one or two. there's just too much going on today to not comment on ...

exhibit A - louisville basketball coach rick pitino has come out and said that he gave a woman three grand to have an abortion. apparently he had sex with this broad six years ago in a restaurant and then she tried to say he raped her. twice. also the owner of said restaurant gave pitino the keys, allegedly, and said to just lock up when he was done. what did she think they were going to do? have coffee and chat? get rid of the kobe complex and buy a clue. also nothing is more disturbing about this story than the simple fact that he had sex with a woman IN A RESTAURANT.

exhibit B - kourtney kardashian is pregnant! i swear if it's that idiot scott's kid, i'll stop watching her show. just kidding, but seriously that guy is wack. he definitely out-kicked the coverage with her.

exhibit C - miley cyrus is being criticized for her "sexy" performance at the teen choice awards. seriously?! granted, there was a pole involved but come onnnnn cut a girl some slack! the pole was on top of an ice cream cart for pete's sake. and the main lyrics to this jingly are "party in the USA." not so sexy. even chelsea handler has "turned the bucktooth corner" and is now a fan of miley for this allegedly sexy but so not performance.

and finally, exhibit D - channing tatum used to be a stripper?!?!?! where can i get some of that?

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